Complaints are handled via banana phone.

Please obtain a bunch and yell very loudly into the stem end and I just may hear you. I am always here.

Or try emailing God for wisdom.

Something nice to say? Please say it.

Please send all pleasant correspondence to Clearwing.

Or hit me up on Twitter:

Paper Airplane Delivery

Eventually, I will have a PO Box.

 

 

Or just use this handy form!